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concepthuman:

the best part of this article is how archaeologists used to assume every corpse buried with a sword was male

apinchofsanity:

pigeon309:

handshakes are so weird

because you’re basically just holding hands with a stranger

but suddenly that’s appropriate because you move your hands up and down together?

wtf are handshakes

Dude, I know right? I’m the same and wtf is clapping o.O someone seriously slapped their hands together one day made a noise and was like “Yus this is an appropriate action for enthusiasm and appreciation” 

Humans are so weird man, glad we’re aliens tbh

yestermorning:

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Wait, wait, wait, I have an amazing new idea. How about we fix the American school system.

alittlebitofdisneymagic:

forgettingfilm:

saoritsukiyaori:

hatcadet:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

GOTTA EAT TO LIVE
GOTTA STEAL TO EAT
TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT WHEN I GOT THE TIME

ONE JUMP AHEAD OF THE SLOWPOKES

ONE SKIP AHEAD OF MY DOOM

NEXT TIME GOTTA USE A NOM DE PLUME

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It got better


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adorablyrotten:

kastiakbc:

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH

SWEET FUCK ON A FUCKSTICK